Hillary Clinton slaps French President's wife

Funny story written by Flying Stone

Sunday, 8 February 2009

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Thou shalt not slap - Hillary Clinton at the fund raising in New York

The newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly slapped the French President's wife Carla Bruni Sarkozy last night in New York.

They were attending a fund raising dinner held in the aid of procrastinator's around the world when this incident happened. The meeting started by paying a tribute to everybody who's a nobody and didn't give a shit of being somebody.

In the otherwise expectedly lazy environment, attendees were startled to hear a sudden round of swear words being heatedly exchanged between Hillary and Mademoiselle Sarkozy on their dinner table. The onlookers said the problem aggravated because one of them didn't understand French and the other knew how to douse men only. Finally an incensed Hillary gave a tight American one on Carla's face while shouting "yes he can".

The event manager issued a statement saying the reason for this unprecedented dual was an unprovoked discussion on use of anti-wrinkle creams. Though inside sources claim it was Carla's following remark that made Hillary go wild... "the one you have is retired and uses cigars, the one I have is in chair and doesn't need to use a cigar."

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