FDA Approves Morning After Pill For Males: Let's Them Forget Coyote Ugly Sex Partners

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 1 May 2013

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BILLINGSGATE POST - With all of the controversy surrounding yesterday's announcement that the FDA has approved the morning after pill for females 15 years and older who wish to make sure the fun they had the night before doesn't result in a pregnancy, today's announcement came with little fanfare in the media.

Most men can relate to the story of having a one-nighter with a gal and waking up the next morning with his arm under her head and wishing he had a knife to cut off said arm so that he could leave without waking up his charming bed partner; thus the term describing the physical attributes of the young lady as "coyote ugly."

Blaming their selection process in such instances on the killer combination of too much booze and extraordinary horniness, until now, there has been no remedy that would erase the self-guilt, loathing and the humbling mental image of whom they spilled their loins on the night before.

But now, thanks to former President William Jefferson Clinton pushing this through the FDA, Slick Willie and men like him who have "coyote ugly" memories can now go the local pharmacy and buy morning after pills and feel good about themselves again.

Goodnight Monica. Your memory is toast.

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