Written by rfreed

Thursday, 6 December 2012

image for New In The Cinema! The EXTENDABLES - Four Ex-Presidents Fight To Get Their Old Jobs Back!
No! My God! She wasn't a President! She might have thought she was, but she wasn't! Can you get the pictures right for once?

A new feature film from the U.S.- THE EXTENDABLES!

Four ex-Presidents.
Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game.
Together they form a super team-


The tale of first class Presidents now turned into first class fighting machines.
Able to rip old legislation apart with their bare hands!
Able to create new laws in the blink of an eye.

Jimmy 'Running Man' Carter- the man with the knack for making peace deals. Also one hell of a peanut farmer.

George 'the First' Bush- a man of the Corporations, for the Corporations and by the Corporations.
Able to parachute into any corporate office for any price.

Bill 'Paws' Clinton- the smooth talking man from Arkansas. Able to schmoozle and bedazzle anyone, be it heads of Arabic States, European diplomats or floozies from the farm, he can bid them and bed them.

George "Junior' Bush- able and willing to start a war any time, any place with anyone for any reason.
He put the 'chicken' in the term 'chicken hawk'.

Together they embark on an incredible mission.

Their nemesis- the Congress and Senate of the United states of America- two backwards organizations that evilly seek to send old statesmen out to pasture and to corruptly not allow them their democratic rights of seeking another chance at more power and prestige.

Four men out to return to their old life of glory and fame. Facing an uphill battle against a well entrenched enemy. Having to fight against strong odds and their own need to use the toilet every half hour.

Special guest performance by Arnold Schwarzenegger as the muscles and might behind their operation. Little do they know, however, that he has his own agenda to be the King of the Hill himself! Hold your breath as the five of them battle it out between themselves in a fight for the throne!

Coming soon to a theater near you.

The Extendables Action Figures are available at your local toy store!!!

IN THE MAKING- The Extendables II.
The Fab Four are again called out from retirement to fight against an evil alliance between Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman who use their feminine wiles to try to take the countries top seat using catty tactics. The men have to by all means prevent a woman from ever sitting in the President's chair!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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