Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife

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Tuesday, 29 December 2015

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NEW YORK - Donald Trump continued his assault today on Bill Clinton's presidency during a radio interview. Mr. Trump called President Clinton's administration "really an embarrassment due to the lack of a really hot, young, model wife."

The Donald explained, "I think it made a bad impression on the rest of the world, honestly. To have a homely First Lady is really the mark of a loser president. Hillary was also very old for a woman in that position, well beyond her prime. I think historians will look back on the Clinton years as the low tide for First Lady attractiveness."

Trump said the country deserves "a really hot, good-looking, sexy as hell broad as a First Lady." He thinks most Americans either want a trophy wife or want to be a trophy wife.

Mr. Trump said he feels confident that his current and third wife Melania has the required level of hotness for the 2016 election and his first term in office. "I think as we approach my 2020 re-election, I'll re-evalulate her and possibly upgrade to a younger dame, maybe another dumb blonde. I'll have members of my staff monitoring things along the way, believe me."

Trump ended the interview by saying, "I hope women voters can ignore my history of running beauty pageants, my two divorces, and most of my comments in the press. I love the broads!"

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