Comment: DeSantis - Russia Sending Whole Russian Army into Ukraine "Not Our 'Business"
CCN reports that presidential ‘wannabe' Ron DeSantis in a recent speech - said that Russian sending the whole Russian Army into Ukraine and bombing it for a whole year with thousands of missiles - is just a small 'territorial dispute' and the U. S. s…
Read full storyClass Act At The Oscars
Jimmy Kimmel set the tone, and the evening was elegant. But the most memorable was Jamie Lee Curtis, a child of Hollywood, winning an Oscar. Seeing her reaction after her name was called, was a treat. She finally made it up to the stage. Her speech…
Read full storyTerminating Homo Sapiens for Paradise Lost
Advanced nanobot engineers have finally hooked up the brains of two people to act as one! They can’t think for themselves – only echo what their programmers have jammed into their skulls. Science knows no ethical bounds – yay! Remember The Termina…
Read full storySchwab Goin’ Dutch For Farmers
The Dutch are amassing their tractors in The Hague, where international criminals go to hang. (Sometimes … just the least powerful ones, not the really powerful ones … no Americans, British, French … well, no Europeans or Westerners … Africans and So…
Read full storyThe Albatross Is Forced to Fly Away
Now that a woman wearing an albatross on her shoulders completely destroyed the Oscars for everybody sitting behind her (thanks, asshole – you’re this year’s Will Smith, you know that, right? And she was a musician! Can we please stop inviting this m…
Read full storyRun for Your Lives! The Human Scrotum is On the Loose!
Lock up your daughters – your wives – your confused husbands … the Human Scrotum is on the loose! Deep in the Hollywood Hills there has been spotted an evil creature in suit and tie, with a face so hideous that fashion models and spokeswomen for L…
Read full storyFamily Accidentally Fills Tesla With Gas & Then Is Accused Of Being Black
Palo Alto, CA – A family of four, new Tesla owners, pulled up to a gas station and filled the tank with high-octane fuel. “We just wanted to make sure our newest member of the family had the best gasoline money could buy”, Mrs. Smith Mom chirped…
Read full storyNew Jersey Has Just Banned Trump From Ever Entering The State
TRENTON, New Jersey - (Satire News) - The New Jersey state legislature has just voted to never allow Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump to enter the "Garden State." The state senate vote was 95 against Trump, 4 for Trump, and one abstention. Sen. Wo…
Read full storyDallas Has The Prettiest Prostitutes in The Sex Business
DALLAS - (Satire News) - The nation's foremost polling agency, QuinniPinni, has just announced that after conducting over 27,000 polls in every one of the 50 states, the runaway winner in the "Which US City Has The Prettiest Prostitutes in The Sex Bu…
Read full storyA List of 10 Euphemisms For The Word Vagina
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle writes that the word vagina first came into use back during the winter of 1808. According to The American Research Group, the V-word, which describes the female reproductive or…
Read full storyA 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer From Louisiana Hits a 300-Foot Homerun
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Sports Buzz writer Jenny Jo Viper has just revealed that a 12-year-old little leaguer from Shreveport has hit a 300-foot homerun to lead his Astros little league team to a 13-4 victory against the Yankees litt…
Read full storyThe Heavy Metal Rock Band Multiple Orgasms Will Open For Pussy Riot
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word from the world of heavy metal is that the Swedish heavy metal band, Multiple Orgasms is going to open up for Pussy Riot's upcoming "The Electric Tambourine Tour," which will cover 46 cities in 47 days. Two of t…
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