NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word from the world of heavy metal is that the Swedish heavy metal band, Multiple Orgasms is going to open up for Pussy Riot's upcoming "The Electric Tambourine Tour," which will cover 46 cities in 47 days.
Two of the band members are related to Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and the third one once almost got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant.
The band, which is noted for singing in English and Swedish, can also sing in Chiracahua Apache.
Multiple Orgasm presently has the number 2 song on the Hot 99 Music Chart with a song that was written for them by 81-year-old music icon Bob Dylan.
The song is titled "She's Got The Prettiest Bush I Have Ever Seen Including Taylor Swift's."
SIDENOTE: The manager for Multiple Orgasms is thrilled to announce that the bison molestation charges against the band's drummer Gunner Smorgastarta have been dropped.
