Prince William Is Thinking About Selling "Buffy" The Fox Hunt Horse That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Him
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that King Charles III, is not a happy monarch at the present time. It seems that Charles, has learned from an investigator with Scotland Yard, that his eldest son Prince William,…
Read full storyInfo Wars Founder Alex Jones Is Allegedly a Known Communist Sympathizer
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Alex Jones, the man, who has almost told as many lies as his the Orange Douche Bag hero (Donald Trump) denies that he is a member of the Communist Party's Red Americans For The Communist Bear. Jones who is 48, but m…
Read full storyM.A.D. About Red, White, Blue
During the good old days of the Cold War, there was a thing the Americans and Soviet invented called “Mutually-Assured Destruction” or M.A.D. This came about when both side had enough nuclear missiles to blow the frick outa each other, and take the r…
Read full storyInvestigators Have Learned That Texas Gov. Greg "The Scumbag" Abbott Has Been a Member of The KKK for 6 Years
HOUSTON, Texas - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has broken the story that one of the most hated persons in America (besides Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, and Gutfeld) has been a card-carrying member of the Ku Klux Klan since May of 2016. The i…
Read full storyFake News is Really Real News Made Fake
Coming soon to news agencies around the world: fake news to become real and real news made fake. If people make enough fake news, and it is believed by a certain number of people, then it will become real. All conspiracy theories will be right, an…
Read full storyA British Jet Fighter Pilot Is Shot Down Over Ukraine
UKRAINE - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that a British pilot, who has been identified as Capt. Winthrop D. Greengate, 42, from Liverpool, has been shot down by Russian surface-to-air missiles just outside of the Ukrainian town of Lozova, which i…
Read full storyEddy Snow Stuck in the Freeze
Edward Snowden was given Russian citizenship. Putin is desperate. Putin says: “What is you Americans say? Enemy of my enemy is friend? So Snowden is America’s enemy, so is my friend.” Vlad. First of all, Snowden is hiding for his life in your c…
Read full storyThe BBC States That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed Her Very Expensive Duchess of Dubai Emearld Earrings To Meghan Markle
LONDON - (United Kingdom Satire) - King Charles III, as the executor of his mum's estate, reports that he is still in the process of granting all of his mother's wishes regarding her personal belongings. For example "Buffy" her fox hunting horse w…
Read full storyBig Money Monkey Stickers
NFTs are a serious thing? Really? Little cartoon pictures of apes, dogs, birds, mutants, frogs, etc. I put these on my lunchbox when I was a kid. If you print off an NFT and put a sticky backing to it, is it still art? Remember: there have always…
Read full storyThe BBC Has Informed The British Public That They Have Cancelled Queen Elizabeth's Monthly Talk Show
LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the BBC is that the powers that be, have cancelled her majesty's monthly talk show. The queen's show which had been retitled "Chit Chatting With The Queen" was one of the BBC's most popular shows. In…
Read full storyLiz Truss Reveals To The BBC That She Wants More Mexican Food Restaurants To Open Up In The United Kingdom
LONDON - (UK Satire) - PM Liz Truss was recently interviewed by reporter Oceana Figgly with the BBC. Truss was asked how she feels about being the leader of the second most popular country in the entire free world. She smiled as she took a bite…
Read full storyHow to Fuck Your Way to Fame
Man-whore, Pete Davidson, has broken up with a Kardashian, but he’s not sure which one. But his publicist, Donny Bologna, has said, “Pete will do anyone anytime anywhere, as long as it makes him more famous than he already is.” Many alumni of SNL…
Read full storyKill ‘Em All to Make Jesus Happy
Lauren Boebert (god, not her again) has said to a kinda enthusiastic crowd (though the hand-clapping could’ve been added in later) that she is excited to be living in the times when Jesus Christ is gonna come back! This time for sure! Why do Ch…
Read full storyThe Trumpkin
Some farmers from MAGA Iowa and Nebraska have been growing pumpkins, with a special mutant pumpkin named “The Trumpkin”. Now, all you MAGAs can enjoy a big fat hard-faced orange gourd on your front porches, with flicking light in its triangle eyes…
Read full storyKimmy Jong Shoots the Missile of Loneliness
Kim Jong-Un sent a missile over Japan … why? A spokesperson for fascists has stated, “He’s lonely. He gets the news, the social media, even though he won’t allow the same for his people. So Kimmy – don’t tell him I called him that – sees Putin and…
Read full storyDeath Kit for Mass Shooting Opossums
New Halloween cosmetic kits will soon be on the market – but these are special, just for those who find themselves in a mass shooting scenario. Ladies, how big are your purses? The kit comes in various sizes, with the compact version able to fit into…
Read full storyMay the Rhodes Rise With You, Punkassbitch
Stewart Rhodes, founder of the extremist group, The Oathkeepers, is in court, fighting for his right to overthrow the American government. His lawyers have found an interesting angle as his defense. They are saying everything Stew did to overthrow…
Read full storyMonkeys for Trump!
Using science to forward a MAGA agenda … that’s why there is speculation that monkeys and apes will soon be given the right to vote in 2024. Usually Republicans are Christians so they hate that we all used to be monkeys, but when it suits their p…
Read full storyAll Media to Become Christian in the New Extremist USA
Newt Gingrich (a guy named Newt … and this man is an authority on what exactly?) likes Herschel Walker ‘cuz of “his deep commitment to Christ”. A separation of church and state? These Reps aren’t even trying to pretend such a necessary divide exi…
Read full storyAmerican “Freedom” Still Not For Everyone
Given the extreme hatred of women in the USA, philosophy majors and Starbucks baristas are all wondering if Republican-led states will essentially become prison camps for women and other “people” not seen as people by Christian MAGAs. Will such st…
Read full storyHey Mother Nature - This Coke's For You! Coca Cola the World's Biggest Polluter
According to news articles - Coca Cola is the main financial sponsor of the U. N. Conference on Climate Change, this November, in the Egyptian resort town of Sharm-al-sheik. The Coca Cola Corporation - for many years has been concerned about the…
Read full storyPope Francisco Guarantees That Trump Is Going To Hell
THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - The Vatican Voice has just had an op-ed article that notes that Pope Francisco has made a promise that the most evil, hate-filled, predatorial racist since Adolf Hitler (Donald Trump) will be going to hell. When asked…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says That Son Barron Has Fallen In Love With His High School Teacher
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The soon-to-be-ex-wife of Donaldo Trump told reporter Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Revue that her 16-year-old, 6-foot-5-inch son Barron has confided in her that he has fallen head-over-heels in love with his high s…
Read full storyRupert Murdock, Fox News Owner Says He's Cleaning House - Hannity, Carlson, and Ingraham All Get The Runs
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Rupert Murdock, owner of Fox recently told Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News that he is sick and tired of listening to Fox News dummies go on, and on, and on, about how Trump The Treasonous Traitor had the election s…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene's Sexy Daughter Claims That Trump The Treasonous Traitor Groped Her
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - The gorgeously sexy daughter of Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, has come forward after keeping something inside of her for for a couple of years. According to Zackary Yukon, a writer for RumorLand News, Tina Pec…
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