NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Alex Jones, the man, who has almost told as many lies as his the Orange Douche Bag hero (Donald Trump) denies that he is a member of the Communist Party's Red Americans For The Communist Bear.
Jones who is 48, but most of the times acts like a spoiled rotten brat of 8, has finally met his "Waterloo."
The fat, tub of pig lard, who looks like a bullfrog on steroids, has been found to be a card-carrying Communist sympathizer, or ass kisser as they say in Alabama.
Jones denies it saying that it is just a nasty rumor that was started by VP Kamala Harris, Robert DeNiro, and blonde sexpot Stormy Daniels.
Meanwhile, Stormy Daniels says that Jones, whose middle name is Betty (?) is so damn fucking ugly that she would not boink him if he begged her on bended knees while waving $1,000 bills in her face.
