HOUSTON, Texas - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has broken the story that one of the most hated persons in America (besides Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, and Gutfeld) has been a card-carrying member of the Ku Klux Klan since May of 2016.
The investigating firm of Upfield, Fernandez, and Primski, which is based in the Bayou City, has learned from extremely reliable sources, that Abbott, who is in a wheelchair due to having been ferociously bitten by a pack of crazed, rabid coyotes is about as racist as they come.
The investigating firm was sent dozens of photos and one video in which "Scumbag" Abbott can be clearly seen sitting in his Texas taxpayer purchased wheelchair and chanting some very vulgar, nasty, racial epithets.
Meanwhile, Beto O'Rourke who is running against Abbott commented that he has known for a while, that goofy-looking Greg is a far-right extremist because he has all the earmarks, drooping lips, a red-looking complexion and the rancid smell of stale Marlboro cigarettes.
