Eddy Snow Stuck in the Freeze

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Wednesday, 5 October 2022

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What Constitution Will Fail to Protect His Free Speech Now?

Edward Snowden was given Russian citizenship. Putin is desperate.

Putin says: “What is you Americans say? Enemy of my enemy is friend? So Snowden is America’s enemy, so is my friend.”

Vlad. First of all, Snowden is hiding for his life in your country because not even the CIA can get to him – and he and they both know it. If the CIA could get to him, wouldn’t they “get” to you first, Puta? And the Ukraine will be free overnight.

And second: if – a big IF – America pardoned Snowden, don’t you think he’d be on the first plane outa Moscow? What can you offer except a good hiding place? You kill people who say the tiniest thing against you. You are not the attraction, Russia the Bear, and the protection it offers, is.

Edward is stuck between a Plymouth rock and a hard Putin. All because he told the world that the NSA spies on Americans, which it has now confessed to be doing, and still does. So Eddy told the truth, and now has to balance on the razor between East and West.

Telling the truth is not something to teach your kids. Tell them how to effectively lie, and they too could become great leaders of great countries who hate anyone telling liars their pants are on fire.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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