New Halloween cosmetic kits will soon be on the market – but these are special, just for those who find themselves in a mass shooting scenario. Ladies, how big are your purses? The kit comes in various sizes, with the compact version able to fit into the smallest clutch purse.
You may not be able to run fast enough from the next American killer with a gun bought easily online or at a flea market (that’s what they sell in America’s flea markets?), so what’s the next best thing?
If you have a few seconds, open the “Death Kit” and liberally apply red “blood” onto your face, neck, hands – then maybe some “death pallor grey” to camouflage the healthy glow in your cheeks. Then drop to the ground and stay down! There may be a chance that the killer will see you as one of his corpses, and keep on strolling.
Soldiers in wars know this old technique. Now good wholesome American citizens can play opossum when the shooting happens AGAIN.
