THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - The Vatican Voice has just had an op-ed article that notes that Pope Francisco has made a promise that the most evil, hate-filled, predatorial racist since Adolf Hitler (Donald Trump) will be going to hell.
When asked if he was sure, he smiled and said that he is as sure that the Trumptard is going to hell as he is that the North Pole is COLD!
Pope Francisco went on to say that he really and truly feels sorry for the Tub of Lard's charming wife, Melania, who he recently spoke to and stressed to her that she really and truly needs to hire an attorney, and divorce the lying asshole who is so darn evil that he makes cow shit look cute.■
