BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - The gorgeously sexy daughter of Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, has come forward after keeping something inside of her for for a couple of years.
According to Zackary Yukon, a writer for RumorLand News, Tina Peckatini, the 27-year-old, deliciously sexy, blonde daughter of Taylor Greene, has confessed that she was indeed molested by the GOPrick himself, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
Tina told Yukon that the unwanted sexual assault happened in her bedroom, when her mother, Marjorie, had arranged for a football game watching party for the Trumptard and a few political friends and allies including Rudy Giuliani, Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz, and Mitch McConnell.
Meanwhile, The Orange Blossom Twat is (OF COURSE) denying the entire episode adding that he does not know, nor has he ever met Tina Pecker (sic), Marjorie Taylor Greene, or Stormy Daniels.
