MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The soon-to-be-ex-wife of Donaldo Trump told reporter Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Revue that her 16-year-old, 6-foot-5-inch son Barron has confided in her that he has fallen head-over-heels in love with his high school teacher.
Barron attends Ichabod Crane High School in Manhattan, where he is a sophomore.
The name of his teacher is Windy Pahooska, 29, who says that she has to admit that Barron is nothing at all like his arrogant, sarcastic, racist father.
Miss Pahooska, who recently broke up with her boyfriend, noted that on several occasions she has caught Barry, as she calls him, staring at her ample breasts.
She stated that being a 38-D, she has become quite used to it by now.
Melania giggles as she says that Barron has even invited his sexy teacher out to have dinner at a fancy Manhattan Restaurant.
SIDENOTE: Miss Frisbee said that Melania told her that Miss Pahooska thanked Barron, but added that although she is flattered, she has to decline because she loves her job and she does not want to lose it.
