INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - Now that the six black-robed judges, who pretty much do whatever the hell they want, have made their decision, lots and lots of American women are up in arms.
Word from Boom Boom News is that the "Hey, It's My Body, Not Yours John Roberts" fraternity" is getting ready to hold protest marches in every state in the union, including Maine.
A spokesperson for the above-mentioned group said that they will camp out in front of the homes of the six Naziesque judges who voted to tell females that they have no say in their own lives, and that their feminine bodies are not really theirs, as they belong to the six Supreme Courts jesters, ah judges, who insist that America's females are basically one degree above indentured servants.
Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News mentioned that the three Supreme Court Judges who compassionately feel that the women of America STILL have a choice as to what car to drive, what movies to watch, what lipstick to buy, and if they want paper or plastic bags at the grocery store are being hailed as heroic heroes.
The three judges who truly respect the women of the USA are Stephen Breyer, Sonia Sotomayor, and Elena Kagan.
Hundreds of Women's Rights groups have started a "Thank You Judges Fund" to raise money for the highly respectful, caring, considerate, and law-abiding trio of judges.
SIDENOTE: As of press time, the fund has received $17,893,402, which will eventually be evenly divided between the three Supreme Court judges, Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagan, who are being hailed as the greatest American heroes since the original Gemini Space Program astronauts of the early 1960s.
