NEW DElHI, India - (Satire News) - India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, recently sat down with a reporter for India's Sacred Cow News Agency.
PM Modi, who says that he looks like an Indian version of Brad Pitt, stated that it just got to the point where there were damn monkeypox-infected monkeys all over the place, and citizens were stepping on loose monkey hair, monkey pee, and monkey do-do.
The prime minister contacted a monkey catching company from Bombay, who were hired to round up all of the pesky little creatures.
Modi said that it took the company named "Hey, Don't You Fret None - We'll Catch Them" nine days to gather up every single monkey; male, female, babies, and even a few bi-monkeys.
The entire monkey population of India was put in cages, which were then loaded into hundreds of 18-wheeler trucks and transported over the border into Bangladesh.
SIDENOTE: The drivers were instructed to release the hordes of monkeypox-infected monkeys at 3 am, so that no one would see them.
