The Water Temperature Of Lake Michigan Hits 124 Degrees - Fish Are Jumping Out Of The Lake!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 June 2022

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Lake Michigan is reportedly so damn hot that the heat has killed all of the algae.

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - To those who STILL insist that there is no such thing as Global Warming (that's you Donald J. Trumptard), look no further than Lake Michigan.

The Windy City's Channel 99 weather meteorologist Craig "Heat Wave" Shinsy, has just commented that the temperature of the lake water has hit 124 degrees.

He noted that a lake fisherman, Herman "Sardine" Fullingbrew, 67, said that the water is so damn fucking hot that he actually had six rainbow trout jump out of the lake and onto his boat.

Other Lake Michigan witnesses report seeing chinook salmon, yellow perch, walleye, crappie, and fishalirians, jumping out of the lake and onto the shoreline for a few minutes, before getting back into the boiling waters of Lake Michigan.

Another long time Lake Michigan fisherperson, Cora Clara Salmonberger, 74, noted that she saw several PETA groups catching the heated fish with special nets.

CC commented that all the fish that the PETA people catch will be taken to Chicago's famed Sexually Sexy Siren of The Sea Aquarium, which is located in downtown Chicago, between a Long John Silvers and a Red Lobster.

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