In An Effort To Lure Passengers - JetBlue Will Begin Serving T-Bone Steaks To Flyers In Coach

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 June 2022

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"Airlines are competing like hell for passengers." -VP KAMALA HARRIS

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of passengers has become even more competitive than ever before.

US airlines are trying to outdo each other as far as flying perks go.

Delta has said that they want their flyers to be extremely comfortable and they are now allowing patrons to fly while wearing pajamas. Women can even travel on their planes wearing baby doll gowns, teddies, or peignoirs.

Southwest has now informed prospective passengers that they can feel free to bring on two support animals, just as long as they don't weigh more than 72 pounds each.

United is in the process of installing unisex showers for those passengers who want to arrive fresh and clean and smelling as sweet as a bouquet of red roses.

And JetBlue has just put out TV commercials that show flyers being served T-bone steaks (in coach).

SIDENOTE: BuzzFuzz is reporting that American Airlines is even allowing a passenger (chosen at random) to actually go into the cockpit and fly the plane for five minutes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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