Portugal To Allow Russia To Build A Military Air Base On Their Soil
LISBOA, Portugal – (Satire News) – Word out of the Iberian Peninsula is that Portugal has agreed to allow Russia to build an air base within its borders. Portuguese President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, aka “Sparky” informed the news media that he an…
Read full storyRep. Devin Nunes Has Just Shown The Entire Country That He Is The Stupidest Asshole In America
BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency is reporting that Devin Nunes, who is one of the Trumptard’s biggest ass kissers (along with Hannity, Jordan, Gaetz, and that horrendously horrible-looking skank Marjorie Tay…
Read full storyVice President Harris to address a bowl of tuna salad
The Vice President will travel to the headquarters of Subway sandwich shops to talk to a “large, restaurant style bowl of the famous Subway tuna salad.” A spokesperson for the Vice president emphasized that he bowl “was quite large and was the…
Read full storyFive Guys Burgers Adds a Partner And Will Now Become Six Guys Burgers
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Satire News) – Five Guys Burgers first came into being in 1986, and now 35 years later, they have just announced that they will be changing their corporate name. Five Guys executives state that effective immediately…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Has Approved The Building of A Brand New Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool At Buckingham Palace
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buck House, as that Nazi-loving, sexual predator, Donald J. Trump refers to Buckingham Palace, is that her majesty, has finally approved the construction of a new state-of-the-art Olympic-sized swimming pool.
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