Fauci offers self as backup to Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay surge to the Super Bowl
In yet another twist to his versatility, National Covid Health Advisor Anthony Fauci has offered himself as backup to the Green Packers' quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Mr. Fauci claims he has perfected the "under-handed shovel pass" since high school…
Read full storyThere is So Much Pot In The Air In Parts of Denver That Residents Say Hummingbirds Cannot Stop Giggling and Some Are Flying Upside Down
DENVER – (Satire News) – The Colorado State Commission on Air Quality & Control has issued a city-wide alert for the mile-high city of Denver. Malcolm P. Flickerbee, a rep with the CSCAQC informed the Denver Chamber of Commerce that recent air…
Read full storyAn Extremely Nasty Duck Has Been Removed From The Children’s Petting Zoo In London
LONDON – (UK Satire) – England’s Zooological Investigatory Agency has just had to remove an extremely vulgar, nasty, lascivious-as-hell duck named, Donald The Duck, from the famed London’s Childrens Petting Zoo in. A representative with the ZIA, W…
Read full storyThe British Parliament to Debate Name Change for The Beaver Scouts Organization
LONDON – (UK News) – The British Parliament has agreed to debate a motion that the Beaver Scouts Organization should change their name. Reporter Loretta Piffinshaw with Ta Ta For Now News, stated that the matter was addressed at the behest of her…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Orders That Buckingham Palace Be Lit Up In The Rainbow Colors To Honor Elton John
LONDON – (UK Satire) – London’s Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that her majesty has ordered that Buckingham Palace be lit up in the rainbow color scheme as a tribute to Sir Elton John. Neville Twickenbuck, senior writer for TTFN stated tha…
Read full storyKate Gosselin To Star in a New Reality Show – "Kate and Her 18 Happy Zones"
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The woman who is known as The Undisputed Queen of TV Reality Shows has just proudly announced she will soon begin filming on her fifth realtity show. Kate Gosselin, who dated Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler, on and o…
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