Amy Coney Barrett Adopts Another Child Who in 50 Years Will Be Dealing With Her Climate Denial
Washington - Judge Amy Coney Barrett has adopted another child, increasing the size of her brood to eight, impressing her GOP followers. Also, she called climate change, accepted by almost all scientists who study weather patterns as fact, “contro…
Read full storyScott Baio is Butt-Hurt Because He Wasn’t Invited to the Happy Days Reunion
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – It’s being reported by Tittle Tattle Tonight that former child star, and now full-time Trump ass-kisser, Scott Baio, is offended at not having been invited to participate in the cast reunion of the hit situation-comedy “Ha…
Read full storyTrump Tells Leslie Stahl That Biden Had Sex With Three Women While Driving A Fork Lift
BILLINGSGATE POST: Before walking out of a controversial interview with 60 Minutes reporter, Leslie Stahl, Donald Trump alleged that he was informed by a QAnon insider that they have a tape of Sleepy Joe Biden having sex with three Chinese women whi…
Read full storyMelania Trump is Furious That Vogue Magazine Chose Beyonce To Be on It’s Cover Instead of Her
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that the first lady, Melania, is so angry, she's talking in tongues. It’s being reported that when Melania learned that she had been beat out for he cover of the next edition of Vogue M…
Read full storyBiden starts debate without teeth, hopes they still on bedside table
Moments into Thursday's final US Presidential Debate, Democratic challenger Joe Biden realized he'd left his dentures on his hotel room bedside table. The former Vice President could be seen running his tongue along his gums and then mumbling: "B…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Says Something, But Nobody Understands, Because It's All In Korean
There was controversy on the Korean peninsula this morning after the North's leader, Kim Jong-un, made a visually-impassioned speech about something or other that proved totally unintelligible, as everything he said was spoken in fluent Korean. Jo…
Read full storyTrump asserts election interference by Russia, Iran, Mars
US President Donald Trump affirmed today he had clear evidence Russia, Iran and Mars were interfering with the 2020 election. Speaking this morning at a campaign stop in South Bend, Indiana, the GOP leader said the FBI had presented him with proo…
Read full storyWoman Paints Painting With No Paint On Her Brush
A woman painter who was photographed painting a countryside scene, did so despite not having a single drop of paint on her paintbrush, it's been claimed. Italian female artist Caprice de la Vienneta can be seen in the photograph above, posing in f…
Read full storyUSA Becomes Banana Republic of America as Strongman Tries to Have Political Opponent Arrested
Washington - It was learned the countries around the world have started referring to the United States as BRA, the Banana Republic of America. At the head of the U.S. is Commandant Donald Trump, a man who skipped out on military service but loves mi…
Read full storyTwitter and other corporations to monitor second debate with FOX News interpreters standing by
The second and final debate between President Trump and contender Joe Biden will take place tonight at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. Topics include Covid-19, climate change, national security, and leadership, with moderator Kristen W…
Read full storyTrump Takes His Own Mute Button To Final Debate
Donald Trump has a secret weapon. It was hidden by his mask which he ripped off at the White House following his discharge from Walter Reed Hospital. Playing the accordion with his hands, Trump told the massed and masked news corps that he had a winn…
Read full storyBruce Springsteen admits he was 'spacing out' whilst writing the original lyrics to "Blinded by the light"
(NOT EDITED) It comes as no surprise to Springsteen lovers that Bruce, in his early days, was indulging in hallucination drugs because he wrote 'Blinded by the light' twice! His first version was a mega hit by Manfred Mann because when they contacted…
Read full storyThe Rumor Mill is Putting Out That Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones May Be Putting The Team on The Market
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – According to Sports Territory Magazine, Jerry Jones may be contemplating putting his Dallas Cowboys on the market. STM’s Tango Brisket said that Jones told him that, at 78, he doesn’t know how much more disappointment he…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Regrets That She Willingly Allowed President Trump to Use Her
CALABASAS, California – (Celebrity Satire) – Kim Kardashian recently spoke with a reporter with the Gossipette Gazette, and talked about her visit to the White House in May of 2018. Kardashian said that she has never felt so used in her entire lif…
Read full storySecret Documents Reveal That Rudy Giuliani is A Russian Spy
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Documents have been discovered by the iNews organization that clearly show that Trump attorney and long-time friend Rudy Giuliani is, in fact, a Russian agent. Although millions of Americans have suspected that all alon…
Read full storyKansas Bans The Phrase ‘Christmas Elves are Fairies’
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – The Kansas state legislature has just announced that they have voted to ban a phrase that was offensive to many Kansans who are gay. The phrase is ‘Christmas elves are fairies’. The amendment known as Fairies 41…
Read full storyPresident Donald Trump Says He Has Accepted an Invitation From the Proud Boys to Speak at Their Next National Meeting
VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Satire News) – Weeks after the presidential debate, President Trump is still claiming that he won the biggest presidential debate going all the way back to George Washington and Ebenezer Follicle. Trump, who is st…
Read full storyTrump’s Long Time Personal Executive Assistant Reveals The Real Trump in Her Tell-All Book “The Tower of Lots and Lots of Lies”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – There are only a handful of individuals who really and truly can say that they know the real Donald Trump; the one that keeps a KKK hood and robe in his clothes closet. And one of those rare people is Barbara Res, w…
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