Bruce Springsteen admits he was 'spacing out' whilst writing the original lyrics to "Blinded by the light"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 22 October 2020

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Our musical heroes, were they really so innocent, or just "Born to Run?'

(NOT EDITED) It comes as no surprise to Springsteen lovers that Bruce, in his early days, was indulging in hallucination drugs because he wrote 'Blinded by the light' twice! His first version was a mega hit by Manfred Mann because when they contacted Bruce about covering the hit, he couldn't remember a thing, so he said, "OK," the rest is history.

However, whilst under the influence, he actually wrote a second version for himself, but never recorded it because the girls loved his rear-end, and he thought it would damage his sex-appeal, so he started body-building.

Jaggedone discovered Bruce's second version pasted on the back of a 'Born To Run' song sheet he purchased for $6 million big ones, and it is a classic find just like finding a van Gogh, Sun-Flower paint-over!

Here are the hidden versions lyrics:

BLINDED BY THE 'WHITE'

Blinded by the 'white'
Screwed up like a Douche-Bag
Is it day or is it night?

Grounded by a flight
JFK aint no choice
No 'white' in the middle of the night

Loonies, bummers, Nutters
Mad-dogs having a bummer
With a teenage spotty brat
In the dumps with her lumps
As adolescence pumps
Its way into her bumps
With a boulder on her shoulder
Feelin' kinda older
She tripped like a fucking maniac

With this very pleasing
Sniffing' and Sneezing
She coked and crashed to the ground
She coked and crashed to the ground

While she was
Bitten by the 'white'
Screwed up like a Douche-Bag
After another druggy night
Bitten by the 'white'
Screwed up like a Douche-Bag
After another sleepless night
Bitten by the 'white'

Some silicone sisters
With pimps as misters
Asked me, "Can I afford the stakes?"
She said
"I'll turn you on sonny to something strong
On my knees I'll blow you a funky song"

And go-cart Mozart
Releasing an Austrian fart
To check if it ponged outside
And little Shirley-Girly
Looking like Temple in her curly-wurly
asked me if I needed some 'bobo'
Then Chaplin crashed, never a hobo

Well she was
Bitten by the 'white'
Screwed up like a Douche-Bag
Grounded after her flight
Grounded after her flight
Screwed up like a Douche-bag
Still high as a kite


Springsteen, after allowing The Manfred Mann Earth Band to cover his masterpiece, forgot he ever wrote this version, but Jaggedone has sent him a copy in the hope he might return to being what he originally was, like most sixties, seventies, rock-stars, high-as-kite Genius's...

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