NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – There are only a handful of individuals who really and truly can say that they know the real Donald Trump; the one that keeps a KKK hood and robe in his clothes closet.
And one of those rare people is Barbara Res, who, for 18 years, saw the Donald’s comings and goings from the very front row.
Res reveals in her book that she soon learned that DJT is one of the biggest racists since Ann Coulter, Jeff Sessions, Marge Schott, and Adolf Hitler.
She noted that her boss did not like Jews, blacks, Mohawks, Filipinos, Eskimos, and many others.
The former executive assistant said that he was so bigoted, that he refused to even use the term “Black Friday”, and, instead, called the day after Thanksgiving, “German Friday”.
She wrote that Trump used to tell her that millions of beautiful, well-endowed women were after his stuff.
She said that, one time, she told him that the only stuff they were after was his money.
When Trump was asked about Barbara Res, he claimed that he did not know her, had never met her, and had never grabbed her muffin.
