Man Can Remember Things From A Couple Of Days Ago Like It Was Yesterday
A man who is getting on in years but prides himself on having a very good memory for someone of his age, has said that he can clearly remember the past as if it were only yesterday! "For instance," claimed Moys Kenwood, 57, "today is Tuesday, but…
Read full storyJust One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In White House
BILLINGSGATE POST: Need it be pointed out that if Sleepy Joe were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (Kamala “Breath” Harris) in the White House. Not wishing to offend members of the genera Tamias a…
Read full storyWonder Woman Gretchen Whitmer Governor Of Michigan
Aside from having the good sense of not allowing her state to become a petri dish for Coronavirus, Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan also looks like Wonder Woman! That’s really why Donald Trump is seethingly jealous of her. Trump isn’t as pret…
Read full storyCan I retrain in the same way that Chris Grayling has?
Following the Government's announcement of Rethink/Reskill/Retrain, former Tiddlywinks world champion, and world-renowned writer of Norwegian Haiku, Norman Normandy, 57, wants the type of re-training that Chris Grayling has had. 'Yes,' said Norman…
Read full storyRepublicans' Predictions of Religion Being an Issue at the Barrett Hearing Come True After They All Bring it Up
Washington - The confirmation hearings of Judge Amy Coney Barrett proceeded Monday morning at the U.S. Senate amid partisan bickering between Democrat and Republican members of the Judiciary Committee. Supporters of Judge Barrett, which includes a…
Read full storySpreader Man
(To be sung to the tune of Spider Man) Spreader Man, Spreader Man, Deadly neighborhood Spreader Man. Spreads his lies, any size, Treats his supporters just like flies. Look out! There goes the Spreader Man. Is he cured? Listen bud, His d…
Read full storyTrillions of Newly Created Fed Covid Relief Dollars Miraculously End Up in the Pockets of Wealthy Stockholders
Washington - Defying all economic laws and past history, most of the trillions of dollars in new money created by the Federal Reserve has ended up having boosted the net worth of the top 2% of U.S. households. Administration Economists were stunned…
Read full storyGovernment plan to shut down the North
Leaked government papers suggest that there is a plan in place to ‘shut down’ the north of England. Challenged on this, Minister for Oop Ther, Norbert Allad, said he couldn’t reveal who, but, "We sent him to see if we could fix up an independent trad…
Read full story"My name's Forrest. Forrest Trump."
"I was born in old New York, in a small town high-rise apartment condo. My momma always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You've got to eat them all before some low life takes them off you.' "When I was at school, I had to wear leg braces,…
Read full storyTrumper Militias Sending Armed Guards to Polling Locations to Make Sure U.S. Doesn't Turn Into Venezuela
Washington - After President Trump suggested that armed guards might be needed at polling stations in the United States for the upcoming elections, Trump-supporting militias felt activated by the President to perform their patriotic duty and help in…
Read full storyCharlie Brown vs. Lucy 1967
Charlie Brown vs. Lucy 1967 (Around the time of The Great Pumpkin) It is a case that many were unaware of at the time, as it went under the radar from most news channels. But Charlie Brown sued his co-star, Lucy, for injuries received from moving…
Read full storyMarvel's Best Super Villain
We have been waiting years for Marvel to tell us where their movies are going to end up, and what essential characters will be included. Now, a lot of the greats have been in the most recent movies like Thor, Guardians of the Galaxy, and The Avengers…
Read full storyTrumpton To Change Its Name
'Trumpton', the BBC children's programme, which depicts life in a typical, small, English town in the 1960s, is being earmarked for a change of name by the local corporation, to disassociate itself from the wacky US president, Donald J. Trump. In…
Read full storyRobert Plant reveals truth behind lyrics of 'Stairway to Heaven'
Led Zeppelin legend Robert Plant has now told the truth behind their classic song, 'Stairway to Heaven': he was stoned out of his brains sitting on Victoria railway station, waiting for a train, when he clocked a timetable with the title: Next Tra…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says She is Having To Sleep in Son Barron’s Bedroom Because of Her Husband’s Out-of-Control Coughing
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of the White House maids told CNN that the First Lady is having to sleep in son Barron’s bedroom because the President cannot stop coughing. Melania said that, at first, it was just like a little 8-year-old g…
Read full storyThe LaLaLand Lakers Led by LeBron James Are The NBA World Champions
LAKE BUENA VISTA, Florida – (Sports Satire) – LeBron “The King” James has just won his fourth NBA Championship ring, and this one is with the rockin' and rollin’ Lakers. The Lakers defeated the Miami Heat 106-93. LeBron said that a lot of the c…
Read full storyJose Altuve Denies The Houston Astros Hired a Louisiana Voodoo Woman to Put a Hex on The Tampa Bay Devil Rays
SAN DIEGO – (Sports Satire) – Houston Astros second baseman Jose Altuve is denying reports that appeared on Fox Sports, saying that the Astros owner hired a Louisiana voodoo woman to put a hex on the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Altuve, the feisty all-st…
Read full storyNorth Korean Leader Kim Jong–un Has Endorsed Donald Trump
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Kim News has just announced that Kim Jong-un has informed the Korean people that he is endorsing his political BFF Donald J. Trump. The chubby dictator, Kim Jong-un, not President Trump, said…
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