Melania Trump Says She is Having To Sleep in Son Barron’s Bedroom Because of Her Husband’s Out-of-Control Coughing

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 12 October 2020

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Melania has said that she can hardly wait to get back to her luxurious apartment in Trump Tower.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of the White House maids told CNN that the First Lady is having to sleep in son Barron’s bedroom because the President cannot stop coughing.

Melania said that, at first, it was just like a little 8-year-old girl’s cough, but now he is coughing his head off, like a 400-pound sumo wrestler.

The First Lady tried putting a wash cloth in his mouth, but he almost swallowed it.

She remarked that if it hadn’t been for Lindsey Graham, who was visiting the President, he may have found himself back at Walter Reed Hospital.

Melania said that she was a bit shocked and disgusted when Lindsey insisted on giving her husband mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

The First Lady told the maid that she had always had a feeling that Lindsey may be one of those side-saddle riders.

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