Biden Promises Not To Pardon Donald Trump
Former Vice President, Joseph Biden, the present democratic nominee for President of the United States, promised that when elected president, he would not pardon Donald Trump. Yikes! Does Trump know that? Biden is saying many things with that ann...
Read full storyTrump To Appoint Flynn To Climate Change Panel
AP—By Philip Wyley. The Justice Department, following President Trump’s demand abandoned its prosecution of former national security adviser, Michael Flynn. He could well join Sheriff Joe Arpaio as a free man because of Trump’s intervention. Howev...
Read full storyTrump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch
As the controversy over the Trump administration’s new stringent rules for admission to the U.S. heated up, a top Trump immigration official offered a change to the iconic poem engraved on the Statue of Liberty. The poem is Emma Lazarus’s sonnet...
Read full storyDr. Fauci Admits to Real Reason for Donning Mask
In what has become a routine and welcome display of honesty and character, Dr. Anthony Fauci, lead member of the Trump Administration's Coronavirus Task Force, admitted that he donned a mask today in public for the first time citing the need for adde...
Read full storyRecovering Alcoholic Admits to Having Trouble Hearing His Higher Power’s Voice
Despite his devotion to practicing the Eleventh Step of Alcoholics Anonymous by seeking through prayer and meditation to improve his conscious contact with God as he understands God, praying only for knowledge of God’s will for him and the power to c...
Read full storyA Government Watchdog is Reporting That President Trump Gave Trump Towers a Hefty Federal Bailout Check
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that it has uncovered a memo that shows that the Donald Trump-owned Trump Towers was recently given a federal stimulus bailout check. The check (USA #7881803) shows that it was issued on M...
Read full storyEric Trump Becomes an Overnight Cliché Dumb, Dufus, Dork
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Land of Tweeters is having a field day, as Trump’s least favorite son, Eric, has proven the old cliché that "You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him count chickens". Eric, while talking to his future sister-in-...
Read full storyLady Gaga Records A Song About President Trump
NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga, who is a singer, an actress, a model, and even a pole dancer on occasion, has just come out of the recording studio. She sat down with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine, and said that she truly enjoyed recording...
Read full storyHoward Stern Tells Donald Trump He Needs To Resign and Pretty Damn Soon
NEW YORK CITY – There was a time, not too long ago, when radio personality, Howard Stern, and President Trump were as close as scrotum balls. But then the wind shifted, and they had a flagrant falling out. And now, shock jock Stern says that it...
Read full storyMan Could Soon Be Eating Rice For Breakfast, Dinner And Tea
An Englishman who, as a general rule, doesn't eat that much rice, has said that, before very much longer, he could quite easily be eating it for breakfast, dinner and tea. Indeed, he could be eating it in his sleep. The dire situation has come...
Read full storyUNMASKED: Real Identity Of Spoof Writer Revealed
A man who has put a vast number of hours of exhausting investigative work into a project to uncover the real identity of a writer on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has 'cracked the case', and has made his findings known. Edwin Dunce-Hatha,...
Read full story