Biden Promises Not To Pardon Donald Trump

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 15 May 2020

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"You're in trouble, fella."

Former Vice President, Joseph Biden, the present democratic nominee for President of the United States, promised that when elected president, he would not pardon Donald Trump.

Yikes! Does Trump know that? Biden is saying many things with that announcement. Such a decision would be most disturbing to Donald Trump. For starters, Joe Biden is saying that Trump will lose his reelection, and Sleepy Joe will win on November 3rd.

Besides losing the election, the pardon issue also suggests that Donald Trump was culpable of criminal behavior, will undoubtedly be found guilty, sentenced, but that the future President of the United States, Joseph Biden, would not pardon Mr. Trump.

Indeed, that should make Donald Trump’s hair stand straight up like pampas grass!

But which violation, before or while in office, will Trump be accused? And how many offenses can be brought against Mr. Trump? Finally, will each infringement be prosecuted separately?

The New York Southern District has already appeared before the U.S. Supreme Court, and the Court is presently deciding whether Trump’s financial and tax records should be released. Who knows what skeletons Trump’s financial records will reveal?

Without a Joe Biden pardon, Donald Trump could spend years in litigation, making attorneys more productive, and still end up in jail.

The sure way to avoid a jail sentence and attorneys’ fees would be for Trump to resign. Vice President Pence swore in as President; Pence will pardon Donald Trump for all crimes he may have inadvertently committed before, during, and after his presidency.

That would be golden get out and stay out of jail card.

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