Scandal erupted across the nation today as two camels were born at Yorkshire Wildlife Park, flying in the face of hardworking Brexiteers and patriots who made their way back to work today, showing all the shirkers and looney left how it’s done!
The camels, one black and one brown, have been named Marvin and Melvin, which is yet another slap to those hardworking Brits who aren’t called that.
Pamela Devonshire, who hosted a VE Day party with over three hundred attendees, said:
"Once again, the liberal looney left are pushing PC nonsense down our throats with these camel births. One’s brown and one’s black, but where’s the white one? It’s like were being erased from history."
Camels, like terrorists, mainly hail from areas that are similar to deserts. The hump on the back still divides expert opinion with some soft-minded liberals believing they’re for water storage, and other powerful, determined Brexiteers believing the humps could be used to hide explosive devices.
We contacted Yorkshire Wildlife Park, and asked them if they were going to make a full and frank apology to Britain’s war dead, but we got told to fuck off.