WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks and weeks of saying that he will never wear a medical mask, President Trump has relented.
And he is only going to wear it because he has been instructed by the FBI, the CIA, and the IUD, that he must comply with United States Coronavirus Medical Policy Directive Statute #97-102.
This policy statute, nicknamed “The Lone Ranger Rides Again”, clearly states that everyone in the United States, even the president, will adhere to the United States Coronavirus Medical Policy Directive Statute or risk being fined $7,000 and/or imprisoned for a period not to exceed two years.
A White House insider said that POTUS is extremely furious that he is being forced to comply with the directive.
The insider added that Trump has instructed his attorney, Segundo Juarez, to go ahead and file lawsuits against the FBI, the CIA, and the IUD.
The FBI stated that no one is above the law. The CIA commented that Trump has to lead by example, and the IUD simply said, “Look, we are done fooling around here. Let's all remember the famous words of Joan of Arc who once said, “Damnit, enough is enough.”