Tiz The Law Takes Belmont Before Almost Empty Grandstand
Belmont Park, New York. Reporter Woof Blister sends an SOS - Spoof On Sports. Tiz the Law romped home an easy winner in today's Belmont Stakes, the third leg of the Triple Crown, but this year it came first. Instead of returning to the winner's circl…
Read full storyNew York Man Says There Are Two Things You Can Be Sure Of
A man in New York has spoken out about what he says are the two things in life that are so certain, that they are absolutely impossible to escape. Andrew Smith, of Long Island, was evaluating the drudgery, lack of freedom, and uncertainty of moder...
Read full storyTrump Tweets Warning About Tulsa Rally
After lumping together protesters with anarchists, agitators, looters, or lowlifes in a tweet, people around the world wondered whether Donald Trump was describing members of his family? Trump went on to tweet: Protesters would not be afforded gen…
Read full storySpoof Writer's Greatest Hits Compilation Hits Snag
It's been revealed that a writer on the satirical news and parody website, The Spoof, is planning to make a killing at Christmastime by releasing a compilation, in book form and online, of his greatest and most well-loved stories - but there's been a...
Read full storyPundits Have Just Given President Donald Trump a Brand New Nickname and The Dude Doesn’t Like It
MIAMI – Ever since President Donald Trump hid in the White House bunker like a little scaredy-cat, talk show hosts like Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers, and Conan O’Brien have pounded the “Orange Mess” with every nickname unde...
Read full storyThe City of Chattanooga Will Be Taking Down the Statue of One of the Confederacy’s Most Beloved Civil War Drummer Boys
CHATTANOOGA – By a vote of 7 to 3, the town council has decided to remove the statue of little Billy Rebel, who, at 9, was one of the youngest Civil War drummer boys to serve in the Confederacy. Billy, whose real name was William Earl Whitewater,...
Read full storyPresident Donald J. Trump is Literally Scared to Death About the Vote-by-Mail Concept
DETROIT – The 45th president was in Detroit visiting a factory that produces cigarette lighters for three-wheelers. He told a crowd, estimated to be about 87 or 88 people, that he is going to do everything humanly possible to see to it that this s...
Read full storyThe Country Band Lady Antebellum Drops Its Racist Name
NASHVILLE – The popular country music band, Lady Antebellum, has decided that it was high time that they got with the politically correct program, and they are officially now known as Lady A. The original name of the band came from the style of th...
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