100-Day Countdown For Trump Blast Off
Just 100 days left before the 2020 US presidential election. Sort of like sending a rocket to the moon, this November's election will blast Donald Trump out of the White House and back to Queens. And say goodbye to Trump's straggling entourage of…
Read full storyTea Bag Burst In Cup
You can't beat a good cup of tea, especially when you're parched, but, for one man earlier today, his experience was ruined, when the tea bag he was using to make his drink burst, leaving thousands of tea leaves at the bottom of the cup for him to ga…
Read full storyPresident Trump didn't send a single tweet today
11:59pm - There was a virtual storm on social media this evening, and several posts went viral when it was realized that President Donald J. Trump had not sent a single Twitter tweet all day! The Trumpster, as he is known by some satirists, had be…
Read full storyDutch wife demands to know why her husbands' poop stinks more than hers!
(UNEDITED) After doing what every living creature on the planet must do, pooping, a Dutch woman ranted at her hubby demanding to know why his stinks and hers doesn't? "Don't blame me! Go to the local laboratory and find out because we eat the same…
Read full storyGerman sheep dog training for 2021 Tokyo Olympic marathon!
(UNEDITED) The unusual sight of a German sheep dog hustling cattle into a field and running relentlessly in the front and back of a herd of cows, gave its owner the idea to call up the German Olympic Committee, and asked them to come and look at his…
Read full storyThe Pied Piper of The Potomac, Admits That, If Adolf Hitler Were Alive Today, He Would Pardon Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News story) – The man who many Republicans are now calling the messed-up fella, who is going to not only lose the presidential election, but the Senate as well, says he has been feeling ill lately. He said that it’s not his…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says That It Is Time To Have The President Committed Before He Hurts Himself or Someone Else
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News Story) President Trump’s doctor accidentally revealed to the news media that “Orange Boy” is 69 pounds overweight. The doctor said that he has tried to put the president on a diet, but he always says the same thing:…
Read full storyPresident Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) President Trump has made it very clear that, not only does he not like the Black Lives Matter movement, but he truly despises rap music and hip hop music. He has issued a presidential executive order prohibiting the…
Read full storyThe NFL Tells Tampa Bay Buccaneers Receiver Rob Gronkowski That His Partying Days Are Over
NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The NFL has put its cleated foot down and issued a directive that it will not allow any player to be a party animal. The NFL singled out Rob Gronkowski of the Tampa Bay Bucs, who is an infamous party animal. Gr…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Has Just Been Named to the Black Lives Matter Board of Directors
CHICAGO – (Fake news story) Meghan Markle has just announced that her favorite organization, Black Lives Matter, has just named her to be on the Board of Directors. Markle stated that the job only pays $175 a week, but there are some very nice fri…
Read full storyKanye West Demands That People Stop Calling Him a Crybaby
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California – (Fake news story) Kanye West said he is disappointed in the American people. He pointed out that just because he is one of the most sensitive individuals in Tinsel Town, that does not mean that he is not qualified to be p…
Read full storyMan Was Distracted, And Filled Kettle Over Its Limit
A man has told of how, as he was filling a kettle with some cold water so that he could make a cup of tea this afternoon, he was distracted by the sound of cows mooing outside his back door, and inadvertently allowed the water in the kettle to rise a…
Read full storyMan Who Gets Cramp Got It Last Night
A man who is often tortured by extreme attacks of muscular cramp in his lower left leg, has revealed how, last night, he was tortured by extreme attacks of muscular cramp in his lower left leg. Moys Kenwood, 57, who is fully aware of how his lack…
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