WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - President Trump told Fox News that he received a call from the Chinese leader Xi Jinping.
He said that after the two argued for about 22 minutes, about the China Virus vs the Coronavirus, the two agreed to disagree.
Jinping reportedly told Trump that if he keeps on calling it the China virus, he will begin referring to it as the Trumparona virus.
Trump fired back by saying that if he does, then the USA will stop importing Chinese fortune cookies.
Jinping, then did what all GOP talking heads do, he deflected. He told Trump that he wants to buy the Statue of Liberty.
Trump said that it had been a Christmas present to the United States from the sovereign government of Peru back in 1968, and as much as he would like to, he really couldn’t sell it.
The Chinese leader said that the statue has lost it’s true meaning thanks to Trump’s leaning towards the white extremists groups.
He pointed out that Trump does not care one iota about the tired masses, the poor, the wretched refuse, the Amish, or the homeless yearning to be free.
Trump thought for a moment and then askd, “Hey Xi, how does $800,000 cash sound?”