SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - Joe Biden told CBS News that he is extremely proud of his brand new running mate Kamala Harris.
The veteran politician from California is really and truly liked, because unlike Trump, lying isn’t one of her necessary characteristics.
Kamala has been described as a cross between Oprah Winfrey, Viola Davis, Queen Latifah, and a whole lot of Michelle Obama mixed in.
While she was the attorney general of the state of California, she sued Chrysler, Fox News, Jack-in-the-Box, and the state of Alabama and won.
Harris told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that not even 20 minutes after she was informed that she had won the vice-presidential lottery, she received a text from none other than Stormy Daniels.
The same Stormy Daniels that Trump paid $130,000 plus a Rolex Watch, and a Honda Motorcycle, to say that she has never heard of Donald John Trump.
Stormy congratulated Kamala Harris and told her that she can hardly wait to see her bring tears to Trump’s eyes once she starts frustrating the ever living hell out of him.
Ms. Daniels told Kamala that she will be calling her to let her know about lots and lots of juicy secrets about the “Predator-in-Chief” that no one but him and her know about.