WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Several news outlets are reporting that as soon as Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany heard that Joe Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, they both exclaimed “Damnit!”
Both women quickly called the president and told him to please, please, please not call Harris the "N" word.
Conway talked to Sean Hannity off-the-record and said that she is really and truly afraid that Harris, who is quite a seasoned political veteran, will know exactly which of Trump’s buttons to push.
And she will then proceed to push them with all the precision of a brain surgeon.
ABC News is reporting that Kamala is chomping at the bit and is ready to give DJT just enough rope for him to hang himself.
A source inside the White House said that the first lady texted Kamala and wrote, “You go girl! Be best, Love Melly”