Kamala Harris Promises To Teach Joe How To Sit Down To Pee

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 12 August 2020

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Day of the Jackal has anything been so wacko. With Sniffin’ Joe’s promise to nominate a woman of color for VP, Kamala Harris qualified by being semi-black and because she sits down to pee. But even that might be contested by Trump.

Although Kamala Harris’ ancestry is not quite kosher. Biden made a big deal of picking a woman of color. Only he didn’t say what color. She is part Asian Indian and part Jamaican.

Some might even claim Kamala “Breath” Harris has no redeeming qualities. Even Willie Brown, her mentor and sometime lover, complained that her head was not flat enough to rest a beer can on while getting an air start.

She has an easy laugh; as when she joked about sending thousands to jail for pot offenses, while admitting to smoking a joint or two herself. Hee-hee.

Among other things Sniffin’ Joe didn’t remember is that Harris implied he was a racist during one of the primary debates. It’s easy to forgive if you have no memory of it happening.

Slim: “Other than that, she was an excellent choice.”

Dirty: Yo, Dude. I’m surprised Joe didn’t pick Don Lemon.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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