Kamala Harris Selects Elizabeth Warren for Vice-Vice-President

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Wednesday, 12 August 2020

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(Washington) – Senator Kamala Harris, fresh from being selected as the Vice-Presidential running mate of Joe Biden, has herself selected Elizabeth Warren as her running mate.

The often-overlooked position of Vice-Vice-President is critical should the Vice-President be unable to fulfill his, or now her, duties. “I have known and worked with Elizabeth for many years and look forward to working with her for many more. Together, we can be a powerful force in Washington.” said Harris

“I look forward to debating current Vice-Vice-President KellyAnne Conway in October. I think there will be a clear difference in our values on that stage.”, said Warren.

Speculation now begins around Warren’s selection of Vice-Vice-Vice-President.

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