WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Joe Biden knows a thing or two about vice-presidents, and he has just picked what many are hailing as the best possible choice he could have made.
Kamala Harris is a sweet woman, but when she puts on her political hat and jumps into the political arena, she can turn into the female version of Mike Tyson.
Biden's new running mate has already stated that she can hardly wait to start kicking "Comrade Trumpski's" ass
Robert De Niro who hates Trump probably more than Sarah Huckabee hates diets, said that he can't wait for the “Racist-in-Chief” to make personal attacks aimed at Harris.
Howard Stern, who also hates Trump because he refused to hook him up with his daughter Ivanka, noted that Kamala Harris is no lightweight like Elizabeth Warren, or Amy Klobuchar, or even Tulsi Gabbard.
The New York shock jock said that Kamala will definitely bite, and when she does POTUS better check all of his appendages, because he may very well be missing one or two important ones, when the California crocodile gets through with him.
CNN’s Don Lemon wonders how long before Kamala gets Donnie so flustered and so tongue-tied that he slips up and calls her the “N” word.
Reports are that the Las Vegas oddsmakers are already taking bets on that one.