Joe Biden Says He’s As Happy as a Rooster With 3 Peckers

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 12 August 2020

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Biden says Kamala has an IQ of 173. Donald Trump says his IQ is 413, but it's really just 69.

WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Anderson Cooper was one of the first to talk to Joe Biden, right after he announced that he had picked Kamala Harris to be is running mate.

Cooper remarked that he had never seen him so full of joy, energy, and happiness. Biden gave Cooper a fist bump and he told him that Kamala is one of the toughest, political fighters he has ever known.

Anderson recalled that last May, when she was on his show, she beat him at arm-wrestling.

Biden added that Kamala told him to just leave the “Divider-in-Chief” to her and just get some popcorn and a beverage of his choice, and watch her turn old “Baby Fingers” into a deballed little bitch.

Biden laughed and he told her that he would give her a great big Delaware hug, but unlike Trump, they will observe the 6-foot distancing rule.

The former vice-president grinned from ear-to-ear as he told Kamala that she's made him as happy as a rooster with three peckers.

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