Doctor Convinces Drug Users To Allow Him To Put Steroids In Their Methamphetamine
A Grand Rapids, Michigan Doctor, Darren Strong, who is a diligent and compassionate practitioner has convinced his local drug addicts to allow him to inject anabolic steroids into their methamphetamine. He injected the steroids with a sledge hammer.
Read full storyGeorge W Endorses Kanye West
Former president George W Bush (“W”) has surprisingly endorsed Kanye West for president. In a lengthy interview, the 43rd president explained his logic. W, as he’s known, can be a bit long-winded, so we will begin with his thoughts on Biden and cov…
Read full storyNew Orleans Rapper LaQuanda Missy Miss Ho Ho is Arrested For Showing Her Breasts at a Concert in Boston
BOSTON – (Music Satire) - The female rapper that Snoop Dogg and Drake have both called the sexiest black rappin’ gal in the US of A was taken into custody at The Mrs. Paul Revere Convention Center. A reporter for Afro Sheen Magazine, stated that j…
Read full storySpecies misappropriation - what next a small man in a R2D2 tin can?
In a galaxy far, far away, at an industrial tribunal, actor/director Zirkoxx TribbleQ is being sued by the estate of the late Lieutenant Spock for species misappropriation. “The is not remake of ‘that’ crass TV series from planet Earth,” said Zir…
Read full storyKamala Harris Promises To Teach Joe How To Sit Down To Pee
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Day of the Jackal has anything been so wacko. With Sniffin’ Joe’s promise to nominate a woman of color for VP, Kamala Harris qualified by being semi-black and because she sits down to pee. But even that might be con…
Read full storyKanye West has seen the future and it's box girder
Rapper producer Kanye West has, dramatically, gone rogue on his music career, his religion and, sadly his, marriage to Kim Kardashian. However, he has found a sudden burst of energy and enthusiasm through another means: designing box girder bridges.
Read full storyDutch police discover 'Breaking Bad' kitchen in Kindergarten!
No cooks called 'Walter' or 'Jesse Pink' required in this Dutch kitchen, just plain old Yolanda, and her team of kiddie carers, cooking up a treat for local Turkish, Moroccan and Dutch drug cartels! In the middle of a Dutch rural town called, Cule…
Read full storyKellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany Beg The President to Please, Please, Please Not Call Kamala Harris the “N” Word
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Several news outlets are reporting that as soon as Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany heard that Joe Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, they both exclaimed “Damnit!” Both women quickly…
Read full storyChina Wants To Buy The Statue of Liberty
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - President Trump told Fox News that he received a call from the Chinese leader Xi Jinping. He said that after the two argued for about 22 minutes, about the China Virus vs the Coronavirus, the two agreed to disagre…
Read full storyJoe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as His V.P. Choice and She Can Hardly Wait To Start Kicking Trump’s Ass
WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Joe Biden knows a thing or two about vice-presidents, and he has just picked what many are hailing as the best possible choice he could have made. Kamala Harris is a sweet woman, but whe…
Read full storyKamala Harris Says She Received a Very Interesting Text From None Other That Stormy Daniels
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - Joe Biden told CBS News that he is extremely proud of his brand new running mate Kamala Harris. The veteran politician from California is really and truly liked, because unlike Trump, lying isn’t one of her necessa…
Read full storyJoe Biden Says He’s As Happy as a Rooster With 3 Peckers
WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Anderson Cooper was one of the first to talk to Joe Biden, right after he announced that he had picked Kamala Harris to be is running mate. Cooper remarked that he had never seen him so full of joy, energy, a…
Read full storyBettman Announces Stanley Cup Playoff Games can End in a Shootout
TORONTO - (sports satire) - Due to increased stress, anxiety and high blood pressure rates caused by Game 1 of the Blue Jackets - Lightning series, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman announced that all future Stanley Cup Playoff games can end in a shootou…
Read full storyKamala Harris Selects Elizabeth Warren for Vice-Vice-President
(Washington) – Senator Kamala Harris, fresh from being selected as the Vice-Presidential running mate of Joe Biden, has herself selected Elizabeth Warren as her running mate. The often-overlooked position of Vice-Vice-President is critical should…
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