Movie Outs Michael As King Of Poop

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 4 March 2019

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Rest of pic censored to preserve pubic decency

Hollywood, Ca - (Ass Mess): A new film about King Michael says he wiped his arse on the criminal justice system and dumped all over the constitution of the United Snakes.

Shot on location at an LA propofol factory the hour-long docu-drama examines unwashed laundry from the late singer’s Holmby Hills mansion.

And finds whitewash deposits in just about every spot.

Commenting on the movie’s recent red carpet premiere, an industry spokesperson said some stains ‘were just too darn filthy for pubic consumption’ - even by Hollywood standards in post-Swinestein USA.

Click right HERE for a chance to win tickets to see ‘King Of Poop’ coming to a cinema somewhere near your very own back yard.

All frights deserved.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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