Hollywood, Ca - (Ass Mess): A new film about King Michael says he wiped his arse on the criminal justice system and dumped all over the constitution of the United Snakes.
Shot on location at an LA propofol factory the hour-long docu-drama examines unwashed laundry from the late singer’s Holmby Hills mansion.
And finds whitewash deposits in just about every spot.
Commenting on the movie’s recent red carpet premiere, an industry spokesperson said some stains ‘were just too darn filthy for pubic consumption’ - even by Hollywood standards in post-Swinestein USA.
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All frights deserved.