An Achievment for the Ages: Elderly Woman Proud to Have Written ‘New York Times Bestselling Will’
Stating that she couldn’t have gotten this far without the love and support from her wonderful family, 93-year-old Esther Hammons reported, Tuesday, being “proud to be the authoress of a New York Times Bestselling Will”. “I’m a sim...
Read full storyNeed A Job? Volunteer To Replace Slim Everdingle
BILLINGSGATE POST: With sadness I wish to announce the retirement of long-time associate, Slim Everdingle. Slim came from a very good family. His father was the founder and president of Everdingle Bank & Trust in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska. Hi...
Read full storyNashville Woman Enjoys Discussing Her Positive Attitude
"Attitude is everything," Tara Brockwell of Nashville, Tennessee, enjoys telling everyone who's willing to listen - like her coworker Alan York, whom she'd waylaid this particular Monday morning in the office kitchen while he was getting coffee. "Sta...
Read full storyUpdate- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.
The thousands of middle and working class Americans about whom we reported on March 13th of this year, have reached the Guatemalan border, and are camped-out there awaiting asylum to get in and take over the lands and homes left behind by native refu...
Read full storyOfficial - May and Merkel are same person
It's official. Angela Merkel and Theresa May are actually the same person. In a stunning revelation, Doris Boggs a hopeless schizophrenic from Neasden in north London, has finally admitted that these two mad women are actually just two of her many...
Read full storyAustralian wildlife show launches
Geoff Grunt is an Australian zoologist whose love of animals has taken him throughout the world. He spoke exclusively to TheSpoof about his new TV series, Wild Fuckers. “It was an intense year filming that show. We wanted to capture nature in all...
Read full storyRolling Stones Cancel Tour; Rolling Stone Suspends Publication
Almost lost amid the concern for Mick Jagger, whose illness prompted postponement of the Rolling Stones' summer tour of the U.S. and Canada, was a startling announcement that caught readers and the magazine's newsroom staff by complete surprise. Roll...
Read full storyMan Applies To Government To Relive His Childhood
A man has sent an official request to the government to be able to relive his entire childhood until he was age 16, in return for any time he might have left until he dies. Moys Kenwood, 55, from Hull, says he enjoyed the first sixteen years of hi…
Read full storyTenured University Professors To Receive "New" Training On How To Wipe Students' Asses And Give Them Sexual Advice If Necessary
Midwest, United States. Finding themselves desperately engaged in a horrible struggle to identify "at-risk" students and potential "drop-outs", as tuition money remains a top priority while coaches receive astronomical salaries, university leaders,...
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