BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi turned 79 yesterday, despite being diagnosed with TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Although she looks much older, her coterie of lip-smacking liberals believes she is good for another 10,000 miles, if lubricated daily.
It is beyond dispute, however, whether Dr. Billingsgate has navigated his 80 years on Earth with less damage than the beleaguered Congresswomen. The good doctor who is one year senior to the whipsawed Pelosi, appears to have weathered his eight decades with much less attrition than the House Speaker, who recently “clap-backed” President Trump.
Prettier than Nancy, even with the burden of twelve doctorates weighing him down, Billingsgate feels blessed by not having to suffer the ultimate trifecta of age-related disabilities: TPWKS, ramshackle ovaries and clapboard breasts. It would be heartless to point this out as a contributing factor in deprecating Ms. Pelosi, but nevertheless, someone has to do it.
Better The Doctor than someone of ill-intent.