Theresa May Channels Guide Dogs 4 The Blind Charity Shop Find
London, UK - (Dog’s Brexit Mess): A pensioner from Barking in the Isle of Dogs has written to the Queen complaining that Prime Minister Theresa May’s ‘horrid pale blue jacket’ should be tossed out to a jumble sale and that people are feeling sick.
Read full storyEnlightening: Former Magazine Eaters Reveal why Alien (1979) Made Them Quit Eating Magazines Forever.
Back in the day, you could walk down the street and see hundreds of people happily devouring their tasty paper treats. Listening to the groans of them as they tried their best to breathe through the crevices in the paper. These days, you barely ever...
Read full storySkipping Great Exercise - and Mood-Booster, Too!
According to the latest research, skipping should no longer be considered the exclusive purview of children; it offers substantial health benefits for adults as well - and not only that, can be a terrific mood-booster. "Grownups who've been holdin...
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Starting his second stint as the Republic of Ireland's manager, mirthless Mick McCarthy admitted “he hated every minute” of the Republic's win in Gibraltar. His comments will resound with Sunderland and Ipswich fans as they hated every minute of his...
Read full storyAnt Got Into Man's Jap's Eye, Causing Concern
A man who was sleeping in his bed in the Thai capital of Bangkok, became alarmed when a stabbing pain in his penal column caused him to sit bolt upright and shout: "Aaaaaagh! Fuuuckinellll!" Moys Kenwood, 52, had returned home from work in a st...
Read full storyTrump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said
Made-of-Legos, FL President Trump, although not making the Mueller Report public, did give a synopsis of the information in the report. Some of the highlights include: * Trump has accomplished more in two years than any other president. * Trump...
Read full storyMP Arrested Entering Parliament With Knife
Police in London have made an arrest at the entrance to the Houses of Parliament, after receiving a tip-off that an MP was planning to enter the building armed with a knife. The operation to apprehend the culprit was carried out away from the eyes...
Read full storyCollege Student Has Difficulty Preparing For Sociology Exam While Roommate Pleases His Ex-Girlfriend Directly Behind Him
University of Northern Iowa student, Brad Smith, 20, had difficulty studying for his Sociology exam last Tuesday while his roommate was pounding his ex-girlfriend across the room. After hearing painful statements from the love of his life such a...
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