Theresa May Channels Guide Dogs 4 The Blind Charity Shop Find

Funny story written by queen mudder

Sunday, 24 March 2019

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Fits the pooch a lot better than PM Theresa

London, UK - (Dog’s Brexit Mess): A pensioner from Barking in the Isle of Dogs has written to the Queen complaining that Prime Minister Theresa May’s ‘horrid pale blue jacket’ should be tossed out to a jumble sale and that people are feeling sick.

“It’s just like the coat in our local Guide Dogs 4 The Blind charity shop window,” local Barking retiree Mavis Snatchworthy-Smythe MBE complained in her letter.

“Except that it looks a lot better on the shop’s chocolate Lab.”

PM May has steadfastly refused to junk the offending article despite what some have described as it having ‘dreadful plastic sleeves’ and bizarre interior collar.

Since the temperatures dropped in last November Mrs M has worn the Cambridge Blue dogsblanket no less than 487 times according to the Spoof’s haute couture editor.

A petition signed by five million people says Mrs May’s in the doghouse regardless of any frockhorrors.

Click HERE for a nibble of some free No10 dog biscuits.

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