Trump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said

Written by Al N.

Sunday, 24 March 2019

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Mueller and Trump with their antlers and horns.

Made-of-Legos, FL President Trump, although not making the Mueller Report public, did give a synopsis of the information in the report. Some of the highlights include:

  1. Trump has accomplished more in two years than any other president.
  2. Trump's inauguration crowd far exceeded anyone's before him.

  1. The majority of Americans want the Wall.
  2. Neither Trump nor any of his lawyers paid off any porn stars.
  3. The U.S. will never have to worry about North Korea, ever again, ever since Trump visited there.
  4. Not only did Trump or his family not collude with Russia, but they never even colluded with each other.

Trump also said that the Mueller Report backs up everything he has ever said about anything so there is no reason to release it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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