Trump Nominates Deceased Chess Genius Bobby Fischer To Supreme Court
Washington. The White House refused to comment on reports that Trump is set to nominate deceased chess genius Bobby Fischer to the Supreme Court. Trump apparently doesn’t feel there is any difficulty presented in nominating Fischer, who died in 2008...
Read full storyPolice Still Searching For 35-Year-Old Powerlifter
Midwest. Local police and authorities in Apple County, Wisconsin are still searching for 35-year-old powerlifter, Mike Lane, who was reported as "missing" earlier this month. On Tuesday, March 5th, the 6-foot tall, 285-pound, 'ripped' weightlif...
Read full storyPro-Brexit petition reaches 3 signatures
An online government petition for the UK to leave the EU immediately has received only 3 signatures so far, after it was well-publicised in national media. In contrast, a petition to revoke article 50 and remain in the EU has received over 4 million...
Read full storyEat This...And Die!
A new food guide for better health has come out recently, replacing the old pyramid-shaped one which suggested X-number of dairy, fruit, vegetables, meat and poultry. Sensing that the people of planet Earth are getting round and doughy, the new gu...
Read full storyNew York Woman Heartened by Effusive Praise from Tech Support Specialist
After a good deal of back and forth over instant messaging in which he patiently directed software user Christine Roberts toward the arrow at the top left of her computer screen, technical support wiz Tony Valdez effusively congratulated Christine on...
Read full storyNew Book Reviews Each Of Shakespeare's Plays In One Sentence
A new book is out today which will be a boost to all those forced to study the works of William Shakespeare as part of their university degree, but who can make neither head nor tail of the Bard. The book, 'Shakespeare's Plays In One Sentence' is...
Read full storyMan Arrived Home From Work To 'Right Old Fucking Racket'
A man who had endured a long, hard, and severely-testing day at work, was looking forward to a nice, quiet, relaxing evening at home, but was surprised when he got there by an intense crescendo of noise which he later described as "an aural assault".
Read full storyBBC to employ - get this "A Man"
The BBC, which has over the years become a bastion of angry lesbians and moronic Londoners, has today publicly announced a change in their employment policy "We're going to try an experiment in social justice," admitted a grumpy diesel dyke. "We'r...
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