Man Arrived Home From Work To 'Right Old Fucking Racket'

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 23 March 2019

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Something Kenwood considered

A man who had endured a long, hard, and severely-testing day at work, was looking forward to a nice, quiet, relaxing evening at home, but was surprised when he got there by an intense crescendo of noise which he later described as "an aural assault".

Moys Kenwood, 55, was virtually asleep in a sitting position as he climbed off his motorbike in anticipation of a couple of hours spent in the Land of Nod before his tea, but he hadn't bargained with his neighbors having an outdoor party with their 'Boom Box'.

He gave them a long, lingering look as he entered his property that, predictably, had no effect whatsoever.

He went inside to take a refreshing shower, only to realize that there was no electricity due to a power blackout. He showered in darkness amidst the din.

His misery was complete when, coming out of the shower, he told his wife he would 'rig up' their manual electric generator, so that they would, at least, have some light whilst eating their meal. She told him:

"Oh, sorry. I lent it to the neighbors for their Boom Box music thingy."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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