The BBC, which has over the years become a bastion of angry lesbians and moronic Londoners, has today publicly announced a change in their employment policy
"We're going to try an experiment in social justice," admitted a grumpy diesel dyke. "We're going to try something new and employ a man."
"Due to his toxicity and complete inability to read the Guardian, we will have to take precautions," confessed a useless HR consultant from Guildford.
"He will be constantly under guard in case he says anything, and will never be allowed anywhere near programme makers or showrunners," said a senior HR Lesbian.
"We completely agree that men should be given their say, so long as nobody outside the M25 has to listen to it," said a BBC man-hater.
A senior manager for the BBC was quoted as saying "Who gives a fuck, we've got your money?"
Whilst another simply stated:
"Pay up or we'll send the Crapita bully boys round."
Critics of the BBC have been saying for years that "Get Woke Go Broke" is not a sensible business strategy, and that senior management have all the intelligence of a rancid cabbage.
