BBC to employ - get this "A Man"

Written by Doubting Thomas

Saturday, 23 March 2019

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The BBC, which has over the years become a bastion of angry lesbians and moronic Londoners, has today publicly announced a change in their employment policy

"We're going to try an experiment in social justice," admitted a grumpy diesel dyke. "We're going to try something new and employ a man."

"Due to his toxicity and complete inability to read the Guardian, we will have to take precautions," confessed a useless HR consultant from Guildford.

"He will be constantly under guard in case he says anything, and will never be allowed anywhere near programme makers or showrunners," said a senior HR Lesbian.

"We completely agree that men should be given their say, so long as nobody outside the M25 has to listen to it," said a BBC man-hater.

A senior manager for the BBC was quoted as saying "Who gives a fuck, we've got your money?"

Whilst another simply stated:

"Pay up or we'll send the Crapita bully boys round."

Critics of the BBC have been saying for years that "Get Woke Go Broke" is not a sensible business strategy, and that senior management have all the intelligence of a rancid cabbage.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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