Midwest. Local police and authorities in Apple County, Wisconsin are still searching for 35-year-old powerlifter, Mike Lane, who was reported as "missing" earlier this month.
On Tuesday, March 5th, the 6-foot tall, 285-pound, 'ripped' weightlifter (and former 'golden gloves' boxer) was seen wandering the streets of Sherryville completely by himself.
32-year-old Lisa Clemens, who sincerely asked that her identity be kept a secret, claims that she saw a muscle-bound individual walk past her house at 427 Main Street around 3:05 pm.
Feeling unconcerned at that point, the single, 'five-foot three' Ms. Clemens then took her clothes off, stepped into the shower next to the living room on the main level of her home, and let hot water run through her long-flowing brown hair as well as pour all over her naked, gorgeous body.
After letting soap suds run down her erect nipples and firm, steamy thighs, Lisa put a towel on at 3:30 pm before she looked out her window and saw three school buses go by.
Still unconcerned at that point, the towel that was covering her extremely voluptuous figure accidentally fell off, completely exposing her heavenly, gigantic breasts and perfectly formed hips.
When she put the towel back on at 3:31 pm, Lisa then saw a group of old women walk by, which prompted her to feel somewhat concerned about the powerfully-built man she had seen earlier.
Fearing that he may have been laughed at by school children or perhaps even nagged to death by the old women she had seen, Lisa immediately grabbed her land-line phone and accidentally called her own cell number, (012) 345-6789, several times before she was finally able to reach the police department.
Mike Lane, who recently hurled a man through a plate glass window at a local bar, is missed by his concerned parents, Robert and Susan Lane, who just want to know what happened to their short-tempered, massive son who destroyed a competitor's tendons at an arm-wrestling competition in California last January.