Kamala “Breath” Harris And The Killer Bees: Brown, Beto, Bernie, Booker And Biden.

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Thursday, 21 March 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Many of the names of Democrats who Kamala “Breath” Harris had (and now has) a leg up on, begin with the letter “B.”

As has been acknowledged by Harris, she once had a leg up on Willie Brown when Brown was a political player in San Francisco. Now, with Beto, Bernie, Booker and Biden, plus the dozens of others on the list, she may have to grow more legs than a centipede to satisfy this bunch of socialists who are vying to give our country away.

Ironically, Killer Bees are hybrids produced by cross-breeding the East African lowland honey bee with various European honey bees. These Africanized bees are typically much more defensive than other varieties of honey bees, and react to disturbances much quicker than the European varieties.

The fact that Kamala “Breath” Harris is of African-European heritage only reinforces her natural instinct to get a leg up on the Killer Bees.

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